eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

fucking horse shit

This web site.

urbandictionary.com

by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019

Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.

These ( cough) takis are really good. Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

by The real nibgas September 20, 2018

Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.

My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.

by TotesObvi October 14, 2015