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Hoplophile

Have you heard? Dave confessed he was a Hoplophile!
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Hottopic

A awsome store but super expensive. So stop dissing it you idiotic lowlifes.
Innocent bystander: "Hottopic is for posers!!!!"

Awsome punk: *hits innocent bystander in the head with a shurigan* shuttup, and stop calling other people poser to try and hide the fact your one!!!"
by Yoshixlove98 January 2, 2012
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Hottopotamus

A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.
I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.
by Phyregod August 13, 2009
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HOOPTOPOTAMUS

The Hooptopotamus (Hooptopotamus amphibius ganious) from the ancient Greek for "gay river horse" (Ιπποπόταμος), is a large, homosexual herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa that can fly. The hooptopotamus is one of the rarest creatures on earth and is the only flying mammal in existence. The Hooptopotamus is distinguished from his cousin, the Hippopotamus, by a set of fairy-like wings and his aptitude for species of the same sex, which has lead to his diminished populations.
Don't be such a frikin Hooptopotamus!
by Hooptiehead July 6, 2010
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hottopic

Hottopic: A store apptly named for what it is, "Hot Topic". As in they will sell anything in "Style" to underage angsty Suburban teens who want to be "Different".
Underage Angsty Suburban Teen: Hottopic is for goths, but I like the shirts. You should too because then you're Unique!

Badass Mofo: If Hottopic said breathing was for conformists, 98% of our population would suffocate.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Haha true Fag-Got!

Pikachu: Pika Pika Chuuuu! (Word Nigga!)
by Teh Misfats January 3, 2006
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hottopic

(hot topic-but as one word-hottopic)an extremely beautiful individual.one who is marked by flawless craftsmanship,or beautiful,ingenious,delicate,or elaborate execution.one who is pleasing through beauty,fitness,or perfection.
i get asked out on dates alot because the men see that im a hottopic!
by tylena July 1, 2006
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Hottopic

Hottopic is a poser-wannabe store for punks/goths who can actually afford hottopic. A store that sells hello kitty merchandise, Band tees and bright colored shirts, CD's, Zebra tights, Hair accessories, 90$ tripp pants, and so on. All of their supplies can lead you to having a bill of 500$, and you walk out with only 2 items.

Hottopic is not punk rock. Real punks didn't have to go to a store that already sells band tees, they had to go to concerts.

They shopped at thrift stores to buy clothes. They didn't go to a store that already sold ripped up jeans, and I'm pretty sure they didn't have to pay 70$. Punks came from low-income families and didn't have the money to buy expensive stuff.

So, there you have it. When you see a "punk" walk out of hottopic, you know why their there; To be a poser.

:)
Not a Punk #1: I guess I wannabe punk now. I'm gonna go to hottopic and pick up some tripp pants and black bracelets.

Not a punk #2: It's fun dressing in black. Let's go to hottopic, cause I can't think of any other store that sells black clothes.

Not a Punk #3: OMG! Let's go spend my parents hard earned money on hottopic shit. I have the money, so let's go buy whatevers punk!
by BringBackTheRealPunks September 23, 2009
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