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hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.
Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow
by koncept666 April 24, 2010
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hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.
"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."
by bigtrick February 10, 2015
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Hooping

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.
The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
by Giada D. August 14, 2009
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halo-hooking

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.
"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."
by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010
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Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 6, 2012
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urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”
“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”
by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022
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48 hour rule (hooking up)

When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
by mileyswag October 31, 2011
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