Hootress

Your waitress at hooters

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?

by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Binary Scale of Hotness

Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.

The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.

There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.

"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"

by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009

Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance

(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.

Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.

by lyssaloo June 30, 2009

false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

hooziness

The ability to bake delicious cookies using magic.

He's fantastic. I hope some of his hooziness will rub off on me.

by Ricky February 27, 2004

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

by jackster1287 September 23, 2010