Hoodtwinked

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.

Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.

by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.

I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.

by Jennathan June 7, 2019

HOODWINKED

When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.

Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.

by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

Hoodwinked

When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose

Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over

by TheMadStoner December 26, 2021

Hoodwinked Effect

The mindset among people who have abandoned physical media in favor of streaming services like Netflix and Prime Video, where if a movie is not on any streaming services and is inaccessible outside dvds or piracy, it might as well be lost media. Named after the 2005 film Hoodwinked! which has been called Lost Media by users on Twitter

That movie isn't lost media, I have it on DVD! Oh well, another case of the Hoodwinked Effect

by StarHogs January 4, 2025