hooker

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency*

*Usually

That hooker cost so many bananas, but his fellatio prowess was worth it.

by raebeanie September 29, 2017

hooker

a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine

that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute

by MrPink May 7, 2003

hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."

Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?

by Squishie November 4, 2006

hooker

a tennis player who cheats on line calls

Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!

by Sarah Nordhues November 5, 2007

hooker

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.

by sim sim salla bim October 20, 2011

hooker

a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.

Never pay a hooker in advance.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

hooker

what you hang your coat-er on

i'll put my coat-er on a hooker

by rich the l33t May 7, 2003