Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

femboy hooters

the best fuckin place on earth

i will never leave femboy hooters

by the letter 4 June 18, 2020

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

A midnight hooter

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006