Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
by quiggler October 8, 2006
Hoofed is another word for kicked
Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?
Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.
used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).
a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.
by Steve Westwood April 13, 2007
The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
by Nearchow February 24, 2012
When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
by Loifer November 27, 2007
by hoofer88 January 11, 2020
by RGR33 January 11, 2011