Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
by topsidejoe August 29, 2009
that chick has a hoodwinker
by bob barker December 17, 2004
by BabyDickBlackBalls January 17, 2011
When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
by Jennathan June 08, 2019
by Repti|e April 25, 2003
A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
by everythingsalie February 25, 2023
when an old, worn-out, dusty woman who is wearing a very short skirt bends over to intentionally moon everyone behind her and "show them what's under the hood"
by cooswaggle October 03, 2024