Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

honkenbonkers

DEFINITIONS:
1) someone or something that is crazy or awesome!

2) something you say after yourself or someone does something awesome or crazy.

3) To achieve greatness

4) Crazy, wild, insane, psycho, ect

5) It can also go well with almost anything else you say

*also a good hashtag! #honkenbonkers*

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EXAMPLES:
1) - "That was honkenbonkers

- "he punched the guy, he is honkenbonkers"

- "im honkenbonkers"

2) - "I just slapped that booty!" "honkenbonkers"

- "I just lifted 300lbs" "honkenbonkers"

3) - "I’m going to college" "honkenbonkers"

- "I made tons of money$$$!" "honkenbonkers"

- "Im geting Swole" "honkenbonkers"

4) - just randomly screaming "HONKENBONKERS"

- going around fist-bumping people and saying "honkenbonkers"

5) - "hi, honkenbonkers"

- "come over, honkenbonkers"

- "pizza is honkenbonkers"

by Honken_Bonken_REED May 13, 2014

whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005