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Hamocon

a group/family of awesome people born and raised in Hawai'i
mess with one, you mess with all of them
hard workers who like to get it pumping
A Hamocon was at my house today.
moke bomb obey
by hawaiian terms January 18, 2010
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Homocognoculus

The hormone the pituitary gland releases when the eyes detect a physically attractive male.

This neurotransmitter can only be inherited from the Y chromosome, and therefore can not be present in females.

Homocognoculus remains in the bloodstream until metabolized by the muscular system.

Homocognoculus in conjunction with testosterone create a potentially fatal toxin in the blood if not metabolized or introduced to endorphins.

Endorphins neutralize the effects of homocognoculus.

Around 25% of all males experience occasional rushes of homocognoculus.
"His homocognoculus levels were well above average when he stepped into the locker room."
by hemlock1214 October 6, 2009
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homosone

Like a chromosone, but one that makes you behave in a homosexual manner.
Kid #1: Dude, did you see Randy's shirt today?
Kid #2: Yah, he clearly has some dominant homosones.
by ts101 January 11, 2009
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Homomonododaygoneday

Any sexual body part used or touched during sexual intercourse. Can be part of a male, female, and/or dyke. Includes: Breasts, vagina, anus, penis, and testicles.
"I slapped her homomonododaygoneday last night and it really turned her on."
"Drew is acting like such a homomonododaygoneday!"
by LongDongAcrossTheFace November 14, 2011
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Homocomfortable

When straight men are comfortable enough to have other straight men to touch their genitals (in a non sexual way).
Man, our team is so homocomfortable with each other that i don't care if he touches my junk, we're just messing with each other.
by Mr.Fly22 September 14, 2012
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homocode

A promotional gift or coupon code for gay shwag.
Steve compiled a list of homocodes from AdamRiley.com because he wanted to publish them to his friends.
by backotruck June 14, 2013
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homononce

"Did you hear? Jerry full slept with a younger man."
"What a fckn homononce"
by Monsieur.Bean September 28, 2020
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