homeschooler 

One who is schooled at home, esp. with curricula designed to teach each individual subject. Schooling at home allows one to work at the pace necessary for that individual.

Homeschoolers are often associated and confused with the group known as nerds, or with non-sociable, sheltered individuals. While there are many homeschoolers whom would be considered nerds by most, to say that all homeschoolers are nerds or non-sociable is a hasty generalization.

In truth, looking at public schools, there are essentially the same amount of nerds and introverts. The problem of lacking social skills is not an issue of the school you choose to go to; it is simply a problem of a personality that one must work to get rid of.

A lack of social skills is unhealthy for nearly everyone. To blame this issue on the fact that someone has school at home makes the problem worse altogether, i.e., it's like dousing a house that is under no danger of burning down with gallons of water, only to realize that the house right next to it is collapsing in flames... attacking something that isn't the cause of the problem.

I, myself am homeschooled and, quite frankly, have more friends than the average public schooler (a good 70% of my friends are public-schoolers, mind you).
I know about more music (meaning many different bands) than the average public-schooler.
Among my favorite places to shop for clothes are American Eagle, Buckle, Banana Republic, Guess, Gap and Target (don't jump on my case. Target's clothes easily compare to American Eagle's, for sure).

So the stereotype condemning homeschoolers is not altogether true. I would admit that it's not absolutely unreasonable. However, I have to say again that homeschoolers are not the issue. It's nerds/introverts/sheltered people in general.

homeschooler by Will P. February 1, 2007

Homeschooler 

A NORMAL person. Listen, I'm tired of the stereotypes. We are not all Mormons, Many of us have amazing fashion sense, and homeschoolers that fit the stereotype are a minority.

I KNOW who Lady Gaga is,I don't have to ask to use Google, I have a YouTube channel, and I'm homeschooled.

Plus, homeschoolers have time to do awesome extracurricular activities and socialize, while other kids sit in a classroom all day and get in trouble for socializing.

Oh yeah, and my chores don't involve milking the cow.

Person: What school do you go to?
Homeschooler: I'm homeschooled.
Person: Oh. what do you do all day?
Homeschooler: Lots of things.
Person: Like Latin and stuff, cause I like to go on the Internet. You know about the Internet right?
Homeschooler: Here's my email. Let me know if you want help setting up a blog or a Facebook page. You can friend me on Facebook too. I have lots of friends!
Person: Really? Wow...

Homeschooler by Meepling March 24, 2013

homeschooler 

According to nonhomeschoolers...they’re different. Everyone has his or her own assumptions about this strange race of students, the ones who choose to sever their relationship with the public school system. They must either be a genius that feels restricted in a normal classroom, a socially inept and reclusive introvert, or maybe both. Besides that, they are devoutly religious and spend five hours a day on bible study. They don’t swear, smoke, wear skirts above the ankle, or drink anything stronger than orange juice. Homeschoolers are geography bee winners, girl scouts and boy scouts, participatants in civil war reenactments, and above all, they love every minute of it. But we're not, really.

See that perfectly normal person not dressed as a skank who could be considered a freak because they are reading for pleasure and don't throw wild parties? They're probably a homeschooler.

homeschooler by cmscms October 17, 2005

Homeschoolers

A group of super-agents whose goal and objective in life is to keep America safe from Communists, Dictators, and general bad stuff. They have extensive operational history, the first known case was when John Wilkes Booth was taken out by a homeschooled assassin. The most recent known case was a joint op with the Navy SEALS on the Osama Bin Laden raid. Most homeschoolers don't talk about their operations, and stay secretive and shy so their mission won't be in danger of being compromised.
Today, homeschoolers participate in extensive missions across the world, mainly in North Korea and Iran. The details of the missions are, of course, highly classified. All homeschoolers have been trained in martial arts and small group tactics, and 99% of them have qualified as "expert" according to Secret Service shooting standards. A select few have been trained in counterintelligence operations, and serve as double agents in the normal school systems. Most of the time, they're disguised as wimpy geeks and nerds.
In many areas, there is a homeschool "base" consisting of fortified buildings, along with an armory. The locations of the bases are still unknown, but rumor has it most of them tend to be in secluded locations, such as Alaska, out West, and parts of upper Michigan. All homeschoolers are expected to be in a state of readiness and be able to report to their base of operations in no longer than 30 minutes to respond to any contingency operation by an enemy of the United States.

Although the State Police recieved credit for the saving of the President's life, rumor has it that a highly trained group of homeschoolers were the actual ones responsible for the saving of his life.

The outnumbered group of homeschoolers managed to fight off the superior numbers of Communist minions using Uzis, Desert Eagles, and Sawed-off Shotguns.

"It's Ok. I'm homeschooled."

"Have you seen Captain America in action? He has to be homeschooled!"

Homeschoolers by DDI March 2, 2013

Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.

“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Banana Bread Homeschooler by Urban Power December 13, 2017

homeschooler 

I typical person who does school at home. Usaly they get good grades but are some times thought of as nerds. Although, the only stupid ones are in New Jersey.

person "what shcool do you go to"
homeschooler "I do school at home"
person "then where do you live?"

homeschooler by flip the homeschooler December 18, 2005

homeschooler 

A smart person, who doesn't have to be locked up in prison for 8 hours learning things that are not needed for their future or career.

Usually introverted, and has only a small circle of friends. These people are generally stereotyped as being Duggars, big families, all well behaved, white, and own 3 houses out in the country to accomodate the family (of course including their grandma), and has to get Whole Foods delivered to their house in a truck because the nearest one is 45 miles away.

But in reality they are just people who are probably better educated than you, have a better chance at getting a well-paying career, and still have time in the day to do all of the fun things you wish you could do, like staying in bed all day on Monday watching YouTube.

"Where do you go to school"
"I'm a homeschooler."
"So how do you have friends?"
"..."

homeschooler by blunting knives January 7, 2016