homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Homiephobia

The fear of creating deep, long lasting interpersonal relationships or having a tightknit group of close friends (the homies).

Some people call me a loner but I really just suffer from acute homiephobia.

by Dedraterdater February 7, 2023

homaphobia

Some idiot who thinks it's fun to shame anyone in the lgbtq+ community, they may be a Trump supporter, being homophobic IS classed as bullying, if you have been homophobic, you must go apologize to the person straight away

Homaphobia-" it's just a phase "

by Https://www.jelly_carebear.com November 20, 2020

hyperphobia

A pathological fear of extremely active people or fast paced situations.

Panic caused by an auctioneer's extremely rapid speaking style may indicate a condition of hyperphobia.

by Sirlafsalot April 26, 2014

homephobia

The fear of or prejudism against an area considered a home.

Damn, it's no wonder Peter lives in the forest - he suffers from homephobia!

by Da Urban Scribe April 30, 2008