homad

Quite simply, an on-the-go, constantly moving from town to town, easily exploitable slut. This combines the slang term "ho" (prostitute) with the word "nomad" (one who's always traveling and never settles permanently). A homad usually exhibits trashy, attention-craving, stripper-like characteristics. While being attractive in a "big flashing red arrow pointed towards my snatch" kind of way, they will usually have a background filled with physical abuse, sexual abuse, and "daddy issues" in general, all of which could be one in the same. This starts the self destructive lifestyle of moving from town to town, living for free with men who fuck them for rent, and the slow erosion of anything good or pure about them. Such, is the homad.

My friend and his girlfreind, who'd been together for two years, both worked at WalMart. A random "homad" got a job there too. She displayed all of the standard homadic traits, and when she saw that my buddy already had a girlfriend, she struck! Her lack of roots and self-worth led her to send my friend pictures of her titties and offered for him to do anything he wanted to her. When my friend's girlfriend found out, they broke up. Meanwhile, the homad met some guy at a bar, had sex with him, and they moved to Reno the next day. TEXTBOOK HOMAD!

by Scott Kennedy May 8, 2008

homasexual

misspelling of homosexual

He's so stupid he put homasexual on urban dictionary instead of homosexual

by swfernan May 1, 2010

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

holadex

A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.

After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.

by P Leaf January 16, 2008

Ho-Made

A snack or meal prepared and served by one's "ho".

"Damn those enchiladas were the bomb-diggity!" "Thanks, they was ho-made!"

by chawk610 October 12, 2009

homadic

roaming cities and living all around a city. Replaces the derogatory 'homeless.'

A homadic lifestyle is not for everyone, but it can be quite an adventure!

by bijoy October 18, 2016

Hoemade

1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.

Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009