Heyfield

A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger holes.
This town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.

Street names: Gayfield, Holefield, Shithole

'Woah, there's not hot guys anywhere.'
'Must be in Heyfield'
'Run they have knives'

by Elaurus January 18, 2009

Hayfield niggas

Bunch of niggas in da bathrooms feining for sum nic dic

Look at dese hot boys hayfield niggas man

by Yousmackone September 5, 2019

Homefield Advantage

(n.) When a host and/or resident is entitled to special privileges; this includes the ability to tastefully sieze or reclaim an item (i.e. last beer) or seat based on ownership of the space being occupied.

"Aw, nahh dude, you took my seat.."

"Sorry bro, Homefield Advantage."

by Alan Haun April 2, 2008

Ryan Holifield

I guy with a big dick and knows how to fuck a 16 hard he has a big dick my pussy still hurts after 3 weeks from him fucking me

Ryan Holifield is really hot and big

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by Ilikeyoungguys01 October 6, 2012

hayfield

A crappy ass school with out any ceilings that has some hot girls, but is characterized by the pipes dripping all kinds of shit on your head.

I went there

Hayfield is gay, the food tases like booty and i hate it

by tony October 22, 2004

alabama hayfield

When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce

Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield

by frostedshreddedchris October 20, 2009

Amish Hayfield

When a girl finds pleasure in sexual activities including peanut butter. Usually involves nutty or creamy Skippy peanut butter in the genital area. Especially efective when generous amounts are applied to the fist and put places that would not otherwise be possible.

OMG I love doing an amish hayfield to myself every night, the chunky peanut butter kinda scratches my vage and i get off really quick

by Fungi 101 May 27, 2009