hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Holitarian

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.

They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

by High School Teacher May 15, 2009

holeitosis

A foul-smelling vaginal region, a stank pussy.

From "hole" (vagina) and "halitosis" (bad breath)

"I ain't goin' down on no bitch with holeitosis."

by Geoff B January 28, 2004

Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

by swallnuts October 10, 2010

Hippity Hopity Hopkins

Also known as the HHH dance, this is the dance moves that the infamous science teachers like to boogie to, to get down with the kids

Science teacher: (fortnite dances to Percy Parker)
Everyone: (erectifies) he is doing the Hippity Hopity Hopkins

by gazza's pet spoon January 25, 2019

Rogers Memorial Hospital

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.

Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?

by Moose2020 August 13, 2019

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011