Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

hoish

one who is ho-like in appearance or thought

"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."

by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005

honhyol

A term used in Korea that refers to a mixed blood person.

Korean-African American (HONHYOL)
Korean-Caucasian (HONHYOL)
Korean-Chinese (HONHYOL)

by Kelshall March 18, 2008

hornhub

When pornhub decides to fuck with you and your want to be your meat on April fools

Did you see hornhub on April fools?

by Bedrostien May 19, 2018

Hoing

(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly

Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!

by cocksucker420 May 14, 2015

hoin' it

Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.

Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011

Hoing it up

1. A night out with the girls, where the girls go out and randomly flirt with many different guys. It may involve one or more girls making out with random men in bars. It always involves getting lots of male attention.

2. Going on many dates with many different men

3. Making an article of clothing more provative and more fashionable

Now that Amanda is single she is always out hoing it up.

Amanda is really good at hoing up old concert t-shirts.

by jbrat March 2, 2007