Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008

hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

hoffner

Just lit

the hoffner is so stupid

by lit_queen_22345 October 23, 2017

hofflenosh

Teh ghey. Hofflenosh is teh ghey, an attempt to immortalise teh ghey posters.

Hofflenoshers : OMG LOL LES CRET A NOO WRD 4 PROTNET LOL (PRON ROFL)HOFFLENOSH.

Arxhon : You're meme has failed.

Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey

by Lord Balor February 26, 2005

Fart hoffers

people who use pc's

Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid

by mannny540 October 5, 2008

Hofflelog

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.

Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.

by Evil762 October 28, 2011