chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008

hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

hobbit lovefest

the last 30 minutes of the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Jamie: (crying) Awww, that scene where Frodo, Sam, Pippen, and Merry are all hugging and sobbing and sad, because Frodo's leaving the Shire, awww, that just sets me off. I cry every time! (sniffles)
Alex: Oh, I know, it's such a hobbit lovefest.

by MynameisAbrahamLincoln June 18, 2011

Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.

Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"

by JayoTeaGuy January 10, 2012

Wobble Hobbit

A nickname for short stumpy people who tend to wobble when they walk.

"Ms. Ellsworth is such a Wobble Hobbit.....She probably weighs 300 pounds."

by SoccerKid2013 May 19, 2010

black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button

Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it

by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017