Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

by Jack Squat January 27, 2005

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.

My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.

by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018

Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America

Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...

by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017

houmass

A type of large ass one attains from eating allot of houmous.

houmass; a wonderful middle-eastern treat.

by Elyakeem December 11, 2011

Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.

Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!

by Mastagon February 25, 2010

houmous

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006