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Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!
by Mastagon February 25, 2010
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