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organized hoarder

A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.
The organized hoarder had 50 grey 40 gallon totes with nothing but craftbooks in it.
by mrsshelton January 3, 2011
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Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.
Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.
by Jack Eds August 20, 2006
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Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.
That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!
by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009
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app hoarder

a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:

1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???

deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!

insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
by egg7 October 22, 2010
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desktop hoarder

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.
ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?
by saywat? August 7, 2010
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Hoarders

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.
Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.
by luvmycozy August 11, 2012
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Virtual Hoarder

A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 5, 2011
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