1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 24, 2010
Get the Hobknockermug. To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
by ski2winsdk June 16, 2010
Get the hobknockermug. 
It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
by Penoris August 11, 2009
Get the Hobknockermug. There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
by FreakOfThePopa June 9, 2010
Get the Hobknockermug. by Harin123 February 7, 2009
Get the Hobknockermug. one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth
Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
by out of the valley September 12, 2009
Get the hobknockermug.