hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009

The Hobbit

Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.

The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece

by BTTRPR November 27, 2011

Hobbiting

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Hobbit Rock

Hobbit Rock is term used to refer to late '60s and early-to-mid '70s prog rock, or most any music group that includes fantasy, fairy tale, medieval and related lyrics, imagery or sounds. Many songs and/or albums by Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Yes, King Crimson, Rush, Gentle Giant and others. The music is characterized by rapid tempo changes, rushed flourishes, folky breaks, long solos, exuberant stage sets and costumery, and instruments such as lutes, flutes, glockenspiels, pipes and crumhorns; i.e. a perfect expression of goofy 1970s rock excesses. While technically proficient and rather endearing as a time capsule, most of the bands associated with Hobbit Rock went downhill by the 1980s and suffered from weak songwriting and regrettable production values shared by other contemporary acts, such as stereotypical '80s-era guitar and drum effects. Hobbit Rock was especially popular in Italy, and enjoyed enduring popularity with nerds and libertarians.

You hear them flutes an' sh*t? They sure play a lot of that Hobbit Rock on this station.

by Twalls March 8, 2017

Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

by Really_KG? May 2, 2009