snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

Door-hinge brain

A person with a Door-hinge brain is someone with a very low IQ, someone who is dumb to the point of being a laughing matter. The term comes from the fact that their brain is probably stuck to their skull using door-hinges, duct tape and nails.

Person 1 : "Dude he just ran face-first into a pole"
Person 2: "What a Door-hinge brain"

by Peafowl May 29, 2020

Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

Hing

A Scottish way to pronounce “thing” most commonly used by men when they’re telling each other their darkest secrets in private

Man 1: “So tell me, what’s yer hing?”
Man 2: “My hing?”
Man 1: “Aye, yer hing”
Man 2: “Well sometimes I walk around my house for hours on end with my trousers on my arms and my shirt around my legs...”

by Zoidbergsleftclaw January 31, 2018

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

hoing around

The act of being a ho. Doing ho-like things. To screw or fuck around.

Those girls are always hoing around.

by yz2ggt9q September 17, 2007

hmong pants

Pants that are worn by a Hmong person that covers their whole shoes. Usually worn by Hmong guys.

Oh damn! I like that hmong pants. What kind of shoes are you wearing?

by Preap June 21, 2010