HMF

Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT AFTER I do a backflip over this fire.

by GanjaBreadman January 1, 2022

HMF

Stands for Hold My Fries. You say it if someone should wait, while you do something stupid or crazy.

HMF while I climb up this cliff
HMF while I do a double flip in class

by J_ML August 2, 2020

HMF

Hug Me First

Mainly used when on a bad mood and the need of an hug is the priority before all.

- Hey, you wanna talk about that?
- Yeah, but hmf.

by Raygen January 4, 2019

hmf

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something

2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with

3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

I'm mocking you.

"hmf" rude

by enaj02 August 20, 2019

hmf

Hצכ is basically when someone is in despair like ugh

i dont want to clean hmf
no one likes me hmf

by hmfgirl April 9, 2020

Hmf

This means "Hi motherfucker", normally used between friends.
This is not a word used to insult people.
Only used at the beginning of a sentence.

Hmf it has been a long time!
Hmf, how's life going?
Hmf!

by ItsFrank December 27, 2018

HMF

Horny mother fucker

“Nudes?”
“Get away from me you hmf”

by sparecooch February 12, 2021