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"Higher Mother Fucking Level". Originating in southwest Ohio, circa 2001, this phrase has become a near-indisputable rebuttal to the statement that something cannot be done.
"You think you're going to win this race? Please. You can't beat Sergio."
"Dude, I'm on an HMFL. I cannot be stopped."

"How the fuck did you pull that girl last night?!? She was HOT!"
"HMFL."
HMFL by bgholyfield March 12, 2014
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short for Hate My Fucking Life
Emo person: ohh i hmfl
hmfl by timergh June 13, 2009
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HMFL stands for i hate my fuckin life
The fucking dog just ate my shoe, ugh HMFL
HMFL by Lilmamma0601 July 28, 2010
Hitting my Fuckin line

meaning texting or calling
tell deja stop Hmfl everytime she get drunk
hmfl by sumprettybrownskin July 14, 2026

Hmflloplflp 

I knew it was over when the big monkey started beating his chest and screaming at the blue electric dinosaur.
Hmflloplflp, It’s a real word Serena
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