HMF

holly mother fuck

Micheal Jackson's status on facebook: i wish we could send smell through internet

fan comment: HMF ?:/

by ales friend from facebbok July 11, 2009

HMF

Hiding My Feelings

I’m hmf from you.

by Lidyiani July 20, 2020

HMF

hungery mother fucker

A: uhhh im starving

B: shut the fuck up you HMF

by hungerymotherfucker December 21, 2011

HMF

1. Horny Mother Fucker.
2. a name given to those that cannot keep it in their pants.
3. one that is extremely enthusiastic about anything and everything related to sex and/or sexual pleasure.

"Who is that girl? She's been getting dirty on the dancefloor all night."

"Oh, thats just KCoop, shes such an HMF."

by number1hmf November 23, 2009

HMF

Similar to commonly used abbreviations "HML" (Hate My Life)
This is an abbreviation of the expression "Hate My Foreskin", becoming widely used as a way of expressing one's disappointment, or feeling down in general.
Blaming one's foreskin is a lot harder to confuse for someone turning emo than the more popular HML

Guy 1 "Dude, I'm so failing my education, there's nothing i can do about it now, HMF"
Guy 2 "Same man, HMF too"

by FreeEarl April 25, 2011

HMF

a hot mother f****r. if not paired with another person, are usually sitting and playing video games all day, and is in a constant hunt for food. they're very passionate for what their interests are, they use much emphasis when telling stories, and rarely have boring moments. their hair is amazing and they are very seductive in their ways. they have the most beautiful eyes one will ever see. an hmf is always making perverted jokes, and the one listening is unmistakeably always laughing. commonly, an amazing person that one is very lucky to ever meet, and there is only one in eternity.

i'm in love with an hmf.

by i.o.l.v.m. June 18, 2009

HMF

Help me find

HMF that video of a gorilla spinning in circles in a swimming pool

by Strange-Particular1 January 31, 2020