Hydraulic Press

When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.

I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.

by uzasu July 14, 2018

hydraulicking

When your girl is orally pleasuring you with so much suction it feels like you could burst the skin of your penis, she is hydraulicking you.

"Man, I had to wrap gauze around my little man after the hydraulicking Barbara gave me last night!"

by archemedes_rex January 10, 2008

Frolic hydraulics

The bouncing movement a car makes when people are having sex in it—similar to a hydraulics kit.

Wow, Jen and Jake are giving that car some serious Frolic Hydraulics.

by troldmand September 14, 2016

columbia hydraulics

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.

Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!

by Cc ltd February 6, 2017

Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!

The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue

by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022

hydraulic maneuver

The hydraulic maneuver is a sexual act , it can involve the vagina or anus , it is typically male on female but can be performed male on male , the anus or vagina is filled with urine then the erect penis of a male is forced into the entery bole of said anus or vagina , the entrance creates a tight seal on the shaft of the penis , because the cavity of the vagina or anus is full of urine this cavity and urine becomes hydraulically pressured by the entering penis , this sexual act can be performed with alternative fluids but for the authentic hydraulic maneuver it's best to use urine

Hey Gary have you tried the hydraulic maneuver yet ?

by Hydraulic maneuver October 15, 2023

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007