hide a poo

the act of shitting in ones shoe and putting it back without them knowing

that swoogy at the gym is always fuckin with me.when he goes to the shower i'm gonna give him a hide a poo

by pope john smalls December 6, 2006

Hide and seek

Osama Bin Laden's favorite game.

He's so good at hide and seek, the US military couldn't even find him after 7 years.

by derpderp1222 April 19, 2010

hide and go

The game requires all but one person in a group to need to pee. That person counts to 10. The rest run off and try to empty their bladders before the seeker comes and finds them. The seeker is allowed to tackle any pissers they find, but this may cause both parties to become damp with urine. Those who aren't caught before fulling emptying their tanks are declared the victors.

If any persons are caught taking a piss within 20 minutes after the end of a game, or if any substantial evidence surfaces that shows that any victors gained an unfair advantage over the other participants in some way (pant pissing, being an old man with bladder problems, pissing into a pre-attached loose fitting condom), every true victor will receive one (1) slap to be used against each cheater at any time.

Exciting twists: nighttime, drunk, nighttime & drunk

Molly: "Hey man, let's go play a round of hide and go!"
Parker: "I don't have to pee, though."
Brianna: "That's okay, you can be the seeker."

by Jkejjs November 4, 2013

Hide Your Power Level

What (actual) geeks have to do in situations where their nerd knowledge and/or abilities (with computers, video games, internet, et cetera) would come in handy, but using them would reveal to everyone that they are a geek. The phrase itself is taken from Dragon Ball Z. Also extends to anime fans who hide their interest to avoid being labeled as a weeaboo, or weeaboos in a social setting who actually manage to shut the fuck up for once.

1. They had a video game tournament at my college last week that even included Starcraft. Despite how well I know I would have done, I chose to hide my power level in order to keep up appearances. Hide your power level.

2. I was walking through town with friends when we happened upon what appeared to be a cosplayer gathering. Though I could name every character, when my buddy asked what the shit those guys were doing, I hid my power level and told him I had no idea.

by HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG January 4, 2011

hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005

Hide the Cob

This is a game played by young and old guys all alike. You need about 5 or so naked dudes with huge boners standing around in a room and then another guy standing by the light switch. The dude standing by the light switch takes a corn on a cob and throws it into the air in the middle of those 5 naked dudes and turns the light off. The 5 dudes fight for the cob and whoever gets it takes it sticks it up their asshole. Dude at light turns light back on and the 5 dudes stand there naked and the guy who tossed the cob into the air has to guess which dude has it wedged up their ass.

Wow duder, after that game of hide the cob my asshole is sore.

by Bobby Knobi August 20, 2010

Hide N Seek

A very popular sex game among adults. It involves a dark room with the lights turned off. The female then hides, and male counts and seeks the female attempting to do her or at least cum on her.

Male:Wanna play hide n seek
Female:sure
A moment later
Male:65, 66, 67, 68, 69 Ready or not Her I Cum

by CapperxUxH8 May 5, 2010