Hiatus

When a person experiences stoppage in their normal bowel movement patterns. A hiatus usually must exceed two days to be noteworthy, unless the person at hand regularly poops like clockwork.

Example 1:
"Damn guys, we need to hit up Taco Bell. I'm on a two day hiatus..."

Example 2:
Friend 1 "I'm starting to worry about this 8 day hiatus I'm on."

Friend 2 "Damn gurl, why don't you unload that shit on the porcelein city???"

Friend 1 "My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex, so I figure if I say yes and then unleash holy hell 'by accident' he'll never want to do it again."

Friend 2 "......Um...."

Friend 1 "I figure it's worth ruining one pair of sheets if I never have to hear that again."

Friend 2 "That's fucked up."

by VJDay January 24, 2011

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To make people wait for nothing

LMFAO went on hiatus! They never coming back!

by Tupamaro4Ever December 20, 2014

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Hiatus

the now 11 month long thing all of the clique (twenty one pilots fandom) are dying in.

person 1: hey how many days since the hiatus started?
hardcore top fan: 365 days since june 6th 2017.

by s1ck_as_fr1ck June 13, 2018

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Drug-user slang: When several friends are sitting in a circle, passing a pipe, and one user holds the pipe and tells us stories instead of fulfilling his obligation by smoking/passing. HIATUS: Holding It And Telling Us Stories.

Guy #1: (holding pipe) So, the cops came, and I fuckin' grabbed my beer and went up to them, and then...
Guy #2: dude! HIATUS!

by ero November 11, 2006