A sex craved unicorn who is out to kill in many ways. Book may be released in the future. HIATUS! is pronounced (Hi-Ay-Tus) which is always spoken in a shouting, heroic, manner and spelled in all capital letters. This unicorn has a 46 inch penis and has a feet licking fetish. Meeting HIATUS! may result in: Death, death, harder death, soft death, rape death, rape, or even EXTREME DEATH! which is when you are brought back as a spider, drowned in sperm, and then brought back to life as a zebra which will be chopped in half by HIATUS!'s pre-sharpened penis.
HIATUS! Must always be drawn releasing his sperm because if you were to take a photograph that is what you would see because HIATUS! has an unlimited sperm count.
HIATUS! Must always be drawn releasing his sperm because if you were to take a photograph that is what you would see because HIATUS! has an unlimited sperm count.
by ChTHEesBRICKter November 22, 2010
by Banditø bøi November 23, 2018
by Eggy543 July 27, 2019
A break in the continuation of something, usually in relation - because we're in the twenty first century - with a television series.
E.g. The Sherlock Holmes series is on hiatus for about the fourth time in who-the-fuck-is-even-counting-any-more-we're-all-going-insane years.
by PseudonymNo? April 17, 2017
When a person experiences stoppage in their normal bowel movement patterns. A hiatus usually must exceed two days to be noteworthy, unless the person at hand regularly poops like clockwork.
Example 1:
"Damn guys, we need to hit up Taco Bell. I'm on a two day hiatus..."
Example 2:
Friend 1 "I'm starting to worry about this 8 day hiatus I'm on."
Friend 2 "Damn gurl, why don't you unload that shit on the porcelein city???"
Friend 1 "My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex, so I figure if I say yes and then unleash holy hell 'by accident' he'll never want to do it again."
Friend 2 "......Um...."
Friend 1 "I figure it's worth ruining one pair of sheets if I never have to hear that again."
Friend 2 "That's fucked up."
"Damn guys, we need to hit up Taco Bell. I'm on a two day hiatus..."
Example 2:
Friend 1 "I'm starting to worry about this 8 day hiatus I'm on."
Friend 2 "Damn gurl, why don't you unload that shit on the porcelein city???"
Friend 1 "My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex, so I figure if I say yes and then unleash holy hell 'by accident' he'll never want to do it again."
Friend 2 "......Um...."
Friend 1 "I figure it's worth ruining one pair of sheets if I never have to hear that again."
Friend 2 "That's fucked up."
by VJDay January 24, 2011
by Tupamaro4Ever December 21, 2014
person 1: hey how many days since the hiatus started?
hardcore top fan: 365 days since june 6th 2017.
hardcore top fan: 365 days since june 6th 2017.
by s1ck_as_fr1ck June 06, 2018