Heznel

-A woman who is looking ATTRACTIVE but has a big hole between her legs

Dave - Vartenoosh is looking very attractive

CHris- yeah but ida's feet are real blACK

Dave - I would love to raid that heznel

Chris - Ida????

Dave - No, silly, Vartenoosh is the heznel I am speaking of!!!!

by Stiffy Loves Power May 30, 2006

heezelbee x-tee cee

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot

"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"

by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008

Hezzer

To scissor, but one person usestheir head, or to wrap your legs around someone elces head..make them suck ur dick..and hump...

Jack: Want to Hezzer?
Zach:Whats that?
Jack:Head but I do the work.

by Jack and Zack January 7, 2008

Hezyelyx

Hell and eternal suffering. The final layer of hell. That’s literally all it is you go there if you have done the unthinkable:

Opened a chip bag sideways

Person A: *opens chip bag sideways like a fucking monster*
Person B: you’re going to Hezyelyx for that!

by Nagito’s ballsack April 25, 2021

Hezzer

A young male who generally tries it on with those new to the office!! mostly those with boyfriends (likes to call himself T-Bone)

Hezzer has done it again, she will hopefully be up the duff

by G August 4, 2003

hizzelous

pronounced hiz-zealous. a phrase used to describe almost anything even remotely cool.

man 1: ohhh!!! dude check out that hot chick!

man 2: oh nice bro. i'd bang her all night long!
man 1: oh her tits just fell out of her shirt!

man 2: now THAT, was hizzelous my friend.

by titE_masDA June 8, 2009

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019