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like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
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Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.
My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.
by Brain Stew July 24, 2011
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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)
Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.
by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017
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elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.
Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.
by websherpa June 10, 2021
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Amber Hearding

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.
My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.
by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022
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Amber Hearding

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again
by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022
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