hampiece

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011

Hempfest

The worlds Phattest Pro-Testival!

"Whoa man did you hear that Dude speak at Hempfest this year?"
"Word, he was a righteous Freak!

by Rev. RayRay October 18, 2007

Hempfield High School

A hell hole that spends multimillions on ipads and sports fields for students and athletes that cant play or learn for shit. It is also so ridiculously overpopulated they should be sending more students to other districts, or spending their supposedly vast financial assets on a bigger school.

"So Gerald is moving to hempfield high school eh?" "Yeah, there are so many people there they should just let him stay"

by The transfer September 25, 2016

Hempies

People who advocate the legalization of Cannabis on political grounds.

The Republicans have the Conservatives, the Democrats have the Liberals, and the Marijuana Reform party has the Hempies.

by He who smokes bitches January 23, 2006

Hempire

A large, successful enterprise built around drugs that produce euphoric highs.

The Drug Dealers' Alliance (DDA) ran a successful hempire.

by Flirm Li October 30, 2010

Hempfield

A large public high school in western Pennsylvania. There's too many kids and it's a smelly, dirty place. Coincidence to the name, many of the kids do smoke pot and/or do many other drugs. It's in the local news frequently for the corrupt assholes who run the place and put taxes on everyone. Most of the school budget seems to go to sports, even though the football is shitty as fuck.

"Hey man, did you hear about how Hempfield wants to cut the art programs?"
"Yeah dude, I bought some pot off of this kid that goes there."

by Robitz January 1, 2009

hemipenis

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006