Hellemarketer

Hellemarketer (Hell-a-market-er)

If you commit terrible sin in your life, when you pass away you will be torchered by these "hellemarketers" While you work in the Eternal Fields of Punishment these people will continually call you asking if you want to donate, or if you want to buy a worthless product. They will not stop even if you say "I am on the do not call list" They are pure evil.

"CHRIST SAVE ME I'M SORRY I WILL BE GOOD, THESE HELLEMARKETER WON'T EVER STOP" "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE OF EVIL"

by John "the definer" March 10, 2013

The Heller

A mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. The second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. Its a rite of passage for a fat-ass to finish one of these by in a single sitting.

"Holy crap! How'd you manage to eat the Heller all by yourself? Way to go buddy, let's go play some Call of Duty".

by Bjohns45 August 13, 2011

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

hellers

The cool way of saying "Hell yeah".

Mike: "Hey Joey, want to go see my Mom mud wrestle?"
Joey: "Hellers!"

by jfreshone June 25, 2010

hellomoto

A term used in the phone advert for motorola

guy 1: what is the term used in the mobile phone advert
guy 2: hellomoto

by sam-ere-2k8 January 11, 2009

Heller

An old name for a intensely cold winter’s day, or a dreadful winter storm complete with bitter cold, snow, hailstones or freezing rain. Originally called ‘storms from hell’ the name became abbreviated to heller.

Look at that sky, there’s a real heller on the way.

by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

Helem

Helem is very fun to be with She can get really sassy and mad at you but most of the time she is very funny and nice She is so beautiful and very short and most likely wears glasses If you ever get the chance to meet a Helem don’t waste the chance to be with her You will fall in love instantly when you look at her eyes she is perfect

Boy : hey did u see Helem

Girl: yes she very pretty and funny

Boy: I like her

by Ahkakass May 19, 2019