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Heinzelman

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.
When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.
by Gloria125 February 5, 2010
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heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
by The mike smith December 29, 2020
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Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".
As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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the heisman

The Best new dance craze look it up. The Heisman. "do the Heisman on that ho"
Move to left, move to the right...do the heisman on that ho
by QTpi1212 January 4, 2007
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Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward off approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".
As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and assumed a Hallway Heisman position.
by Krakky McKraken November 15, 2006
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crank that heisman

when you see a fine girl,
and you walk up to her throwin some game then you find out that she givin off an odor that makes you jus wanna bounce.
u put up your hand and lift your leg as if you were the heisman statue. and just leave.
Lyrics form Dem Heizman boys:
Ho you stank
so why you tryin?
if you don't step back
I'm gonna Crank that heisman.
you got no bank
nigga so why you lyin?
that ho don't want you
she 'bout to Crank that heisman.
by amanda_ohnine September 23, 2007
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Caleb Husselman

Caleb Husselman is one sexy mofo.
by Wait, who is Joe? November 8, 2019
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