Hefftism

The act and disease pf being a heffer, passed on from one roach to another.

Dammit Katie you heffer, your gonna give me hefftism.

by L37,000 February 28, 2018

Hefty

Hefty is a term used in Glasgow, mainly the rough area of Pollok.
Hefty generally means, large, huge, big, very, alot.
It is generally used to describe a large object or something similar.

The word Heavy in these areas can also mean the same, as does Pure and are commonly found in the same sentance.

'Here mate you've got a hefty shite on yer shoe'
'Check that hefty fat burd'
'Here bud check oot ma new sannies, hefty cool int they'
'Your a hefty bawbag'

by amadman August 2, 2007

Heafty

(see, immense, quality, beast)
derived. scottish slang

adj. When something is of high standard, very good or just generally frikin' immense.

Here ya dobber check that fokin quality ride man! That has heafty nice rims like!

by SiliconSlick January 21, 2006

hefty piece

a fat girl

did you see that girl that ....... fucked the other night? she was a right hefty piece

by therealsparkneon July 23, 2010

heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Hefty Gnar

Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.

1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!

by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009

Hefty

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

by Brendan April 7, 2003