Hegseth

To accidentally include someone who is not meant to be included

Dude, I accidentally hegsethed in guy to our group chat.... I've started a new "smaller group" one, here's the link.

by Kuncho May 7, 2025

Hegsething

To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when he swung the kettlebell between his legs too low to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegsething

To do an exercise with the wrong or improper physical form. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can move.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegseth

A straight guy who can't stop sucking dick and eating the ass of a bloated, orange octogenarian while farting Cheeto dust and humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic and stroking off Putin and Netanyahu.

OMG! Look how patriotic that hegseth is. What a roll model.

by Skip the Obtuse June 4, 2025

Hegseth

A desperate act of a deeply closeted gay male trying to avoid beeing outed; especially power bottoms. Designed to deflect attention from their obvious love of men and reenforce their heterosexual image in the public eye.

Donald: "I have to admire that macho vibe of Pete. He's all man; just like Arnold Palmer."
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"

by hesgottogo June 4, 2025

Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.

Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!

by popbulligan December 5, 2024

Full Hegseth

Getting drunk and dropping inappropriate stuff in a work groupchat because your opsec is secure

"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"

by JWR8 March 26, 2025