rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

rip off your head and shit down your neck

A quote from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (1987)

"You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"

by Nekir January 7, 2012

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Head down

Means you get to much pussy and fuck to many bitches on the daily

Susan:He takes his head down in that photo I wanna fuck him. mary:he definitely gets so many bitches

by heheh siuu July 6, 2022

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

Head me down

Asking for ur bf, fwb or any guy to eat you out

Gf: bby head me down

Bf: sure spread em’ legs

by Mamamiaherwegoagain July 22, 2019

heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.

“Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”

by Dufffyy December 27, 2023