when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.
Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.
Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
by Teats McGee January 15, 2020
When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.
Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.
Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.
Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.
by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016
Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.
by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007
Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).
If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.
by Big Balls in Cow-Town March 01, 2007
"At the party last night, Adam had Rebecca in a mexican headlock on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"
"Do you mean a Cox Knot?".
"Yeah"
"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"
"Yeah"
"Do you mean a Cox Knot?".
"Yeah"
"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"
"Yeah"
by rambot January 12, 2009
A sexual position whereupon the woman lies on top of the man, on her back. He enters her anus in a reverse cowgirl position, then she lies back and he pulls her legs high up around her head with his forearms, and links his hands behind her head. This forces her head forward and her legs back uncomfortably, in the "mexican headlock."
Dude#1 How did you get on with Candi last night?
Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!
Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!
by the purdatron March 03, 2008