Trucker's Headlock

The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.

Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.

Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.

by PissTank March 8, 2015

2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.

Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.

by Aitch73 June 3, 2018

fly in a headlock

The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...

hey mary look at this".... "OMG, it looks like a fly in a headlock

by Boo Cocky September 15, 2010

Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by n.l.c. December 11, 2008

Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010

nigga in a headlock

When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".

I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.

by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017

Wookie in a headlock

a rather untidy vagina

my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!

by Neo December 26, 2003