fucking headhumpers

Small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (WTF) the were called that in the popular ____'s mind sieries on you tube by Barney the security gaurd

Barney the security gaurd: fuck you tiny crab basterdes I I'm just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were'd you go ... AGH FUCKING HEADHUMPER die die die die die.
Dame you fucking headhumpers

by 6611nitro July 17, 2009

Head Hunter

A person that loves to suck on the head of a penis.

That chick is one, mean head hunter.

by Rune June 8, 2003

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

handhunter

A recruiter who seeks out working hands, not brains

I consider becoming a handhunter in middle Africa

by Yanago July 23, 2007

HEADHUNTED

This is the term used by buzzword management types who are full of their own self-importance. Unlike normal people who just, look for and move jobs, the aforementioned buzzword management types don't do this they have to be "headhunted". It's also a term used by bone idle dumb housewives to boost their social standing amongst like-minded people during coffee mornings

"yeah hubbie John has changed job, he was headhunted last week by this multinational"

by charliexxx May 1, 2008

Head Hunter

Head Hunter is a "non-homosexual" that loves head. They will seek head from any gender.. remember "Non-Homo"

male sais: Did You know Crystal Is a HEAD HUNTER!?!!?

gay female sais: "Fo, real!?!?!..I been wantin some of that booty from her for a while. I always thought she was %100 abot the penis..I'mma lick on that!"

male sais: Hell YEH! Shyt, when you done... Im gonna get it in too.

by REMIXXX DE REHME March 16, 2007

Head Hunter Victom

A girl who is going to be head hunted;one who everyone wants head from but just wont give it to em

Man 1:Yo that bitch is a head hunter victom
Man 2:Na man I tried that she just won't do it

by #1bitch in charge April 8, 2009