I hate to be that guy, but...

A phrase people can add before saying something nitpicky, like correcting you on some inconsequential fact.

Often secretly means, "I love to be that guy", since the kind of people who say it get a little thrill from correcting others and being pedantic.

"I hate to be that guy, but... you said The Matrix came out in April 1999. It was actually first released on March 31st."

by JCR1987 August 20, 2014

Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

by halmonkey May 2, 2013

Hate Fuck

When you hate a persons guts, but you wouldn't mind being inside them.

Becky's such a bitch but I would hate fuck the shit out of her

by kjbhuttvcvutyib March 26, 2017

hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

Make haste

A phrase you use to tell someone to hurry up.

Person A: "Oh no, they're gaining on us!"
Person B: "Well, don't just stand there! Make haste!"

by Make Haste December 9, 2008

Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.

Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit August 1, 2011