by Anonymous March 26, 2003
Get the Hattie mug.A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.
Person 1: who is that humongous beast
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
by psuedœnym May 6, 2020
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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. mug.A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
by GerAldwah June 9, 2022
Get the Hattiesburg Ass Muncher mug.Hattie is the best friend I could ever have. It’s like we share the same brain and I couldn’t do anything with out her. She is the sweetest and funniest best friend out there and no other friend will compare. I love her with my whole heart and I know she deserves the world. We have literally never fought and we always know how eachother are feeling. I laugh until I can’t anymore when I’m with her. It’s the best feeling.
by elle woods’ gay dog February 20, 2023
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Get the hauntie mug.person of origin neither male nor female persuasion, yet attracting and being attracted to both types. artistic-like, and unable to stay in one mood for longer then 5 seconds.
loved by many and hated by all.
loved by many and hated by all.
by Temptationz13 December 28, 2009
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