psuedœnym's definitions
A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.
Person 1: who is that humongous beast
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
by psuedœnym May 6, 2020
Get the Hattiemug.