brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

mad hatter

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

by bigshady September 3, 2006

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

black hatter

n. person. Orthodox Jew who wears traditional black hat, black coat, black trousers, black tie, beard and curls. Often seen walking on the Sabbath to and from synagogue. Never deviates from the required ensemble.

Man look at that crazy black hatter. It's 90 degrees out here and that mutha fucka is dressed like it's January.

by LDY January 4, 2008

mad hatter

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006