A sexual act where two people cover themselves with marshmallow creme and then squeeze themselves into a male girdle, in the 69 position. In the girdle, a large framed woman sits in a chair next to them, rubbing her swollen clubbed foot in and out of the marshmallowed butt cracks.
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To become a Hattrick-Hero you need to have sex with a pregnant woman. It is cruicial, that the woman isn‘t pregnant with your own child.
You will have to fuck her again, after she gave birth to her child.
The last step consumes the most time:
You wait 18 years until her Daughter is 18 years old. Then you fuck her daughter.
Congratulations, Now you‘re a Hattrick-Hero.
You will have to fuck her again, after she gave birth to her child.
The last step consumes the most time:
You wait 18 years until her Daughter is 18 years old. Then you fuck her daughter.
Congratulations, Now you‘re a Hattrick-Hero.
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Get the Hattrick-Hero mug.Any male stylist who is so exceptionally good at his job that you are willing to withstand considerable verbal abuse from him in order to get the exact haircut you so desire.
"I'm going to get a haircut, honey."
"From who, babe?"
"From Eric."
"Oh man, that guy is such a HAIRICK!"
"I know, but damnit.. He's the best there ever was, is, or will be."
"From who, babe?"
"From Eric."
"Oh man, that guy is such a HAIRICK!"
"I know, but damnit.. He's the best there ever was, is, or will be."
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Get the hairick mug.Sebastian " I dont know what happened... I woke up sore, I think Victoria reverse Hattricked me last night, I think I enjoyed it"
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Get the Reverse Hattrick mug.A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain
Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.
That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.
That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.
by Deer N. Hedlites December 18, 2012
Get the Hatrack mug.A very complex and rule based sexual conquest in which a guy has sex with three girls in a two week time period. The Natural Hattrick can only be accomplished if the following conditions are met by the participating guy, referred to from here on as "the participant":
1. The participant may not have had any prior sexual contact with any of the three girls. A Natural Hattrick cannot be accomplished if the participant has ever engaged in any act more sexually serious than kissing/making out.
2. the participant must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss Girl A, have sex with Girl B, then have sex with Girl A. Once the participant makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have sex with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. If the participants has sex with Girl A, Girl B, gets a blowjob from girl C, and has sex with Girl D, he has not satisfied the rules Natural Hattrick. He must start over, with Girl D being the first girl.
3. All three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. This must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. Of this panel, each individual must assign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at LEAST 5.0.
4. The time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls.
5. All girls involved must be engage in sex with the participant voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. No prostitution, rape, or statutory rape.
1. The participant may not have had any prior sexual contact with any of the three girls. A Natural Hattrick cannot be accomplished if the participant has ever engaged in any act more sexually serious than kissing/making out.
2. the participant must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss Girl A, have sex with Girl B, then have sex with Girl A. Once the participant makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have sex with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. If the participants has sex with Girl A, Girl B, gets a blowjob from girl C, and has sex with Girl D, he has not satisfied the rules Natural Hattrick. He must start over, with Girl D being the first girl.
3. All three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. This must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. Of this panel, each individual must assign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at LEAST 5.0.
4. The time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls.
5. All girls involved must be engage in sex with the participant voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. No prostitution, rape, or statutory rape.
haha, joe's facebook status is "i just pulled a natural hattrick!". there's no way- he's a fucking liar!
Its hard not to be impressed with his game, i hear he's pulled 2 or 3 Natural Hattricks.
Its hard not to be impressed with his game, i hear he's pulled 2 or 3 Natural Hattricks.
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