hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David

A literal God among men.

Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.

His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.

The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.

Go see it.

I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.

by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004

Hasselhoff

A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"

Hasselhoff.

by chiggity chops July 5, 2009