Hassman

The original name of The Hoff, The Hassman, the legend, is clearly one of the planets most greatest men. His hair, Tight Trousers, Shirt with 3 buttons undone, silver cowboy belt... the list go's on. A flex of his muscles and a quick flash of the tight pants is all it takes to get ALLA DEMMA GAL TO WIND UP THEIR BOOTY & GRIND IT to the sound of the Micky Knight... This man.... This ICON.... THIS... LEGEND that we know as THE KNIGHT RIDER.

"Every man desires him. Every woman aspires to his hairy manliness." THE HASSMAN COMETH

by Krikkers Maggo March 3, 2007

Hoshman

A complete fucking jackass; stupid liar; self-centered asshole; fake tough-guy; poses as handsome but hurt as fuck; douchebag

Guy: Man I can't stand that guy! He's so fucking stupid
Girl: Yeah I know, he's such a Hoshman

by GS_TJH February 16, 2013

Harshman

Man who can eat epic proportions

Waitress: you have any idea how much food you just ordered?

Man: For most people that would be much, but I am Harshman, thats something you can only read about.

by NoShame99 December 21, 2010

hasman

A fat person who laughs a lot, is a moron

stop hasmaning
hey stupid hasman

by Joe Island March 4, 2007

hashmad

When you're so angry or offended that you coin a new hashtag about whatever it is you're pissed off about. Commonly found on Twitter and Tumblr, and occasionally on Facebook.

I'm so upset, I'm going to make a new Twitter hashtag! I'm hashmad!

by MsChibi May 14, 2016

Harshmann

Harshmann is a faggot and likes dick up his ass. He has 427 beanies on delivered on snap. He rizzes every girl up left right and center. He's 5"2 and hench af. He gets head from 578 beanies a week. Super leng. His fav song is Cake by THE ocean.

Girl 1: Look its harshmann!
Girl 2: My pussy wet af

by modaxsingh July 2, 2023

Erev Rosh Hashanah

The Jewish New Year's Eve and another excuse for Jews and friends of Jews to eat and party.

I'm getting shitfaced off of Manischewitz wine this Erev Rosh Hashanah.

by Chaim Y'Israele January 13, 2009