KFC Harpy

A woman who looks finger lickin good but only in the eyes of fat retards.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.
"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."

"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."

"I'm talking about her fucking legs."
by Szayelaparro October 03, 2022
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gutter harpy

A somewhat rough young woman who you momentarily think is a sexy minx due to a having a pair of beer goggles on.
"Fuck me - you know that lass I went with was boasting about stealing from Poundland?"

"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"
by MidlandsJim June 10, 2014
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harpy jumpy

Verb (v):

(1) To jump on a super kingsize bed
(2) When you are humping on said bed
(3) JUMPING AROUND
I was harpy jumpy all over the bed
by Fourcats July 25, 2011
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Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.
I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.
by Flying Sauccer December 19, 2009
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Harpy Whore from Hell

A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.
The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.
by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008
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Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"
by mrbt July 29, 2008
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harpy

a harpyis when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...harpy. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.
harpy is an infection that is growing fast these days.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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