Colton Harpst

an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.

That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.

by J35U5 CH2157 October 30, 2007

harpsisquish

The act of squishing someone with a harpsichord.

Person) "What kind of lame word is harpsisquish anyway?"
Harpsichord) I KEEEEL YOUUU
Person) OH MY GO-*harpsisquished*

by Aora September 6, 2005

hartsy

Speed wobbler. Someone who struggles to skate on ice fast
Some one is is confident in there body
Aka the falcon
Someone who is very emotional and has no problem shedding tears at a moments notice.

Loves salsbary house ice chips
Loves to go out to eat and spend nothing less than $40 on lunch

We called up Hartsy for a birthday diner but no one wanted to pay.

by Hcjdv September 23, 2017

Happsy

A very beautiful and smart girl. She is very hyper and funny. She’s always making this tiktok noise. She’s very sweet and will cheer you up. Will call you papi. But she has one sugar daddy hoe (that’s me). Will play call of duty with you even if it’s an addiction lol. All in all you should be happy your friends with happsy because she is fun to be around and is awesome.

Hey did you see happsy today?

Yeah she’s twerking over there.

by Awesomegirlyeet1 October 23, 2019

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

by James C June 11, 2003

ghetto harpy

Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.

We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.

by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011

harpy

a slutty chic that resembles a half bird half woman creature with harpies

dude no that harpy will destroy your penis in one night... why else do you think she dumps every guy after one night?

by Razorack August 22, 2016